a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO BECAUSE THE PART THAT SAID NO TEARS WAS WRITTEN IN A TEAR DROP OK. HENCE NO CRYING
(Source: lon-gnome, via niggauwish)
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
(Source: jersey-11, via jor-den)
“look mom, no hands!”
“DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL”
i get a crush on every single boy that comes within 10 ft of me
follow my blog, you have to, im the president of the united states.
just kidding, that was a joke, i am not really the president. please do not arrest me for impersonating the president