a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
(via ilikebigbuttsbaby)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
WHAT
NO BECAUSE THE PART THAT SAID NO TEARS WAS WRITTEN IN A TEAR DROP OK. HENCE NO CRYING
(Source: lon-gnome, via niggauwish)
i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
This is genius
(via gladtosmile)
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
(Source: jersey-11, via london-pimpton)
“look mom, no hands!”
“DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL”
(via pityreblogs)
i get a crush on every single boy that comes within 10 ft of me
(via pityreblogs)
follow my blog, you have to, im the president of the united states.
just kidding, that was a joke, i am not really the president. please do not arrest me for impersonating the president
(via gladtosmile)
