my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
me:
(via funnybro)
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
me:
(via funnybro)
At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
(via yuckier)
gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t
(via laughbitches)
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
(Source: roryomalley, via laughbitches)
sorry can’t hang out today, mom said no
(Source: twerkingforstyles, via laughbitches)
Dominoes falling in the form of Van Gogh’s Starry Night
DID SOMEONE CHUCK A DOMINO WHEN THAT ONE SWIRL DIDNT FALL im PISSING
(Source: reddit.com, via that-tall-dude)
is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
(via laughbitches)